I didn't stay inside for two days and not go anywhere. I most certainly didn't consider taking a shower a productive day. I most certainly didn't leave the house only because I absolutely had to on Friday and Saturday. If I hadn't had to go somewhere I most certainly wouldn't have stayed in the house four days in a row.
I would NEVER show up at a wedding with my zipper down. Never!!
I would never turn the bachelor on and watch it with Brody. That is completely irresponsible as that is not a show that a child should watch but like I said I would never do that. I would never let my little boy watch one guy kiss a bunch of girls. uffda...
I would never in the midst of not leaving my house pig out the last week on naughty food like nachos, pizza rolls, chili dogs and consider washing it down with beer. I would never do that, it's completely pointless when I am working so hard to loose weight, nope I also wouldn't throw in a couple star crunches and A LOT of episodes of Heroes. :) NOT ME!!
2 comments:
Hey great not me monday. I have stayed in the house for two days streight before.
Don't feel bad there are plenty of days I don't make it out of the house. When I got home on New Years Eve I was sick and spent the next 3 solid days in pjs although I did shower. Nachos with beer sounds divine. Have some for me please.
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